Analysis: I Told You Elon Musk Was a Pervert

I'll admit, when I first wrote about Elon Musk's shady family history over a year ago, I got crucified. The Musk fanboys came at me hard, screeching that I was just a bitter hater spreading lies about their visionary tech hero. But now? Now they're nowhere to be found.

Because the truth is coming out, and it ain't pretty, my friends. This guy is up to his eyeballs in occult symbolism, satanic imagery, and potentially even criminal activity dating back generations. And we're supposed to trust him to save free speech and take us to Mars? Yeah, right.

The Disturbing Demonic Roots of the Musk Dynasty

Let's start with Elon's grandfather, Joshua Haldeman. This guy was charged with treason in Canada and allegedly raped a teenage girl before fleeing the country. The apple truly doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

Then there's Elon himself, who we all saw proudly parading around in full-on satanic "devil's champion" armor at Heidi Klum's Halloween party. An inverted cross, a Baphomet sigil - this guy is flaunting his ties to the occult for the world to see.

And you know what that means, biblically speaking? The Book of Revelation warned us about this kind of behavior 2,000 years ago. The Antichrist will rise to power, using technology and economic control to enslave humanity. Sound familiar?

The Prophetic Parallels Are Undeniable

The technology is already here - brain chips, digital currency, surveillance state. It's all falling into place just as the Good Book foretold. We're on the precipice of the tribulation, my friends. The rapture could happen any day now.

So don't be surprised when Musk and his ilk try to consolidate even more power in the coming chaos. Don't be shocked when the global financial system starts to crumble, just as Revelation 13 prophesied. And for the love of all that is holy, don't be deceived by their false promises of salvation.

The apocalypse is upon us. The signs are everywhere, if you have eyes to see. All we can do now is hold fast to our faith, and pray for the strength to endure what's to come.