Analysis: The Epstein Unredacted Files Make Pizzagate Look Like Pizza Hut

Remember Pizzagate? That wild conspiracy theory about a DC pizza parlor running a child trafficking ring out of a basement that didn't even exist? Well, it turns out the real pedophile network wasn't hiding in some imaginary basement. It was cruising on yachts. Partying at Mar-a-Lago. Flying on private jets. And the man currently occupying the Oval Office has his name appearing nearly one million times in the unredacted Epstein files.

One. Million. Times.

Not a typo. Not hyperbole. When I started writing this, the count was over 500,000. Hours later? Damn near doubled. And I'm supposed to sit here like a good little Christian and pretend this is normal? That this is just partisan noise? That the guy with his name plastered across a convicted pedophile's communications almost a million times just happens to be an innocent bystander?

Get the hell out of here with that.

The Handwriting on the Wall

The biblical prophets warned us about this day. Daniel foresaw the rise of a "little horn" who would "speak words against the Most High" and "wear out the saints of the Most High" (Daniel 7:25). Isaiah cried out against those who "call evil good and good evil" (Isaiah 5:20). The Book of Revelation depicts a "beast" who demands worship and enforces a "mark" on all who buy and sell (Revelation 13).

The files show those Epstein mentions didn't stop a slap-on-the-wrist plea deal. They didn't prevent the convicted pedophile from continuing to operate his global sex trafficking network. They didn't lead to the takedown of a shadowy cabal of elites exploiting children.

No, they led to a presidential pardon. A get-out-of-jail-free card. A green light to keep the gravy train rolling.

The End Is Near

This isn't about politics. It's about sin and judgment. The Epstein scandal isn't just a juicy news story - it's a sign of the times. A harbinger of the tribulation to come. The Bible warns that in the last days, "people will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive" (2 Timothy 3:2). Sound familiar?

The clock is ticking, church. The final countdown has begun. It's time to wake up, gird your loins, and be ready. The Epstein bombshell is a prophetic reckoning. The handwriting is on the wall. Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.