Listen up, my fellow believers. I'm about to lay some heavy truth on you straight from the Good Book. The end times are nigh, and the signs are all around us if you have eyes to see.
This ain't some wacky conspiracy theory. The technology the Bible warned us about 2,000 years ago is here - brain chips, digital currency, the whole nine yards. The Technocratic State is tightening its grip, and our own government is turning against us faster than you can say "Revelation 13."
But there's still hope. And it's coming from an unlikely source: our senior citizens. That's right, grandma and gramps are about to march on Washington, and the powers-that-be won't know what hit 'em.
The Moral Authority of the Aged You see, the Technocratic overlords can't touch our elderly without sparking a full-blown revolt. There's no way to spin an 80-year-old Vietnam vet into a "violent extremist." No chance they're gonna pepper spray Nana without the whole country rising up in fury.
Our seniors are the last Americans left with the moral authority to protest without being labeled some kind of radical. They're the only ones the attack dogs can't sick on - not without bringing the wrath of God down on their heads.
The Prophetic Timeline Accelerates And make no mistake, that wrath is coming. The biblical prophecies are unfolding right before our eyes, folks. Daniel warned us. Isaiah cried out. The book of Revelation laid it all out in lurid detail.
The Technocratic State, the mark of the beast, the tribulation - it's all happening now. The final countdown to Armageddon has begun. And the only thing standing in the way of complete and total annihilation is a legion of pissed-off seniors armed with walkers and AARP cards.
So keep your eyes peeled, my friends. When you see Grandpa and Grandma take to the streets, you'll know the end is near. It's time to get right with the Lord, because the apocalypse is knocking on the door.
"The truth doesn't hide. It waits for those brave enough to look."
The Wise Wolf