The Devil's Advocate
I knew there was something rotten in the state of Musk. Not because I'm some kooky conspiracy theorist, but because I've studied the patterns of power long enough to smell a rat. When I first reported on Musk's grandfather, Joshua Haldeman, and his sordid history of treason and alleged sexual assault, the Musk fanboys came crawling out of the woodwork.
"Musk is a visionary!" they cried. "A genius who will save free speech and take us to Mars!" But then I posted the photo - Musk himself, decked out in a $10,000 Satanic costume, complete with an inverted cross and Baphomet sigil. Suddenly, those same fanboys got real quiet.
The Signs of the Times
You see, I'm not just some crank with a political ax to grind. I'm an investigative journalist who knows how to connect the dots. And the dots are leading me straight to Revelation 13 and the book of Daniel. The technology Musk champions - brain chips, digital currency, surveillance - it's all there in Scripture, as harbingers of the end times.
The Mark of the Beast
Musk's grandfather may have been a depraved individual, but his grandson is playing with powers beyond his control. That Satanic costume wasn't just a Halloween stunt - it was a revelation. Musk is a willing servant of the adversary, championing the very tools that will be used to enslave humanity.
The writing is on the wall, friends. The mark of the beast is upon us, and Elon Musk is its most visible proponent. Wake up and open your eyes, because the tribulation is no longer a distant threat. It's knocking at our door.
"The truth doesn't hide. It waits for those brave enough to look."
The Wise Wolf